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Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Friday, May 8, 2009
Monday, April 27, 2009
trash talk
even when provoked, an abandoned candy bar wrapper
will do little to maintain its street cred.
picture, if you will, a wrapper strewn carelessly upon the sidewalk:
the former home of a “milky way bar”.
perhaps the indifference demonstrated by our discarded acquaintance
has something to do with the fact
that (s)he was penetrated so forcefully and at such length
by a “milky way bar”.
no one likes nougat.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Monday, March 16, 2009
10 Things I Hate About You
A Fact: I've never had the balls to crack my knuckles 
A Motive: Sick tricks
A Deficiency: Bragging rights
A Mistake: I once waved at a microphone
A Quote: "Nevermind"
A Problem: Receding gums
A Peeve: Deceiving bums
A Suggestion: Don't trim your pubes when you're high
A Penguin:
A Request: License to chill
Monday, March 9, 2009
Words of Noteworthy Insignificance
a goldfish cracker
is the snack-food equivalent of my ideal self:
smiling in the face of absolute, uncompromising obliteration
and fat kids.
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The Schoolweek, or to Smithereens and Back Again:
"It's unhealthy."
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Ad-Mission Statement:
I will never be happy with what I have.
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on the bright side:
- Donkey Kong Country 2
- Konkey Dong Cuntry Too
- Bedtime
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"The Meaning of Dope"
your ears are bleeding,
your cock is throbbing,
your name is Jim Carrey.
Thursday, March 5, 2009
In Recent News:
Sunday, March 1, 2009
On Wednesday I wore my shirt backwards
Not on purpose. With the benefit of hindsight, it is now my solemn duty to assess damage done.
Is that why you smiled at me?
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