Open the window and crack a smile

My mom noticed the skin off my nose. How can I put this delicately.......I was wearing a grandfather clock on my face and............ .  Well, you get the idea! I know he's not your best friend either, father time that is. But let me tell you about how much fun I had pumping classic rock out of my window on the third floor for the people in the alley to dance to last night.