Monday, March 9, 2009

Words of Noteworthy Insignificance

a goldfish cracker
is the snack-food equivalent of my ideal self:

smiling in the face of absolute, uncompromising obliteration
and fat kids.


The Schoolweek, or to Smithereens and Back Again:

"It's unhealthy."


Ad-Mission Statement:
I will never be happy with what I have.


on the bright side:
 - Donkey Kong Country 2
 - Konkey Dong Cuntry Too
 - Bedtime


"The Meaning of Dope"

your ears are bleeding,
your cock is throbbing,
your name is Jim Carrey.