Electric Guitar at an Acoustic House Show

Electric Guitar at an Acoustic House Show

whatever you say you gotta say it sorta slow

I won't play long and it won't be tight

this song's about a headache I've had for nineteen years of my life.

Electric Guitar at an Acoustic House Show

Sometimes before, I get so nervous I choke

on vomit 

in the bathroom

You want to hear that shit? 

I didn't think so.

Here's a line about my bike:

I don't ride it. 

Electric Guitar at an Acoustic House Show

This is why I started to smoke:

I saw a picture of Bob Dylan doing it once

so I bought a pack of Pall Mall's

and now I'm in the process of dying

slowly

slowly

slowly

slowly

slower than slowly 

hopefully

Something you've found if you fuck around with Stupid English Majors like Me:

We feel like our feelings are something someone should feel something about:

I wrote a poem about my haircut this morning in the shower

but I still haven't texted sister back...Am I bastard?

Well to some degree I think all of us are bastards

I'll write a paper...about the bastards

send it to Harvard...to all the bastards

it'll get published in a journal and be read

by all the readers

And I can't sing in front of people

the way I sing in front of myself

It's a theory

I played at the CCC

and only 8 came to hear me

that's a fact

Here's another:

everybody else was throwing water balloons at each other

and the girl got her hand slammed in the doorframe

in came her father 

he was dressed up

like the devil

for some reason

I stopped playing

no one said nothing

they were watching 

for what would happen.