I didn’t know it was Ash Wednesday
Look at us all with black ash
I don’t doubt to dust I will crash
But no cross on my head
Cause I was in bed
When God distributed ash
Cigarettes
Cigarettes will make you die
Certain as penguins can’t fly
And if I needed a treat
I know which I’d eat
Those penguins surely would fry
Real Talk
I once saw Good Will Hunting
If I said it were bad I’d be fronting
But I might not admit
That I have seen it
If with “the boys” I were hunting
Story of his life
Beethoven Five with my shave
Look how refined I behave
But I don’t have a job
My parents I rob
At least I have sense to shave
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ReplyDeleteHilarious. You are hilarious.
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