Ten A.M. oil change at pro lube express:
Investigated Saturday morning
Clad in "Harvard" sweatshirt plus sincere smile
I said, "mornin'" and truly did mean it
Like when my dad recalls his Texas tongue
(Everyone smiles in the early spring sun)
Wasting not killing time, I took a walk
Back to see angels regarding my car
About thirty bucks for the procedure
My debit card was very slow to process
"At Penny's these things go in a second!"
Goddamn right they do. "I 'preciate it."