Monday, March 16, 2009

10 Things I Hate About You

A Fact: I've never had the balls to crack my knuckles
A Motive: Sick tricks
A Deficiency: Bragging rights
A Mistake: I once waved at a microphone
A Quote: "Nevermind"
A Problem: Receding gums
A Peeve: Deceiving bums
A Suggestion: Don't trim your pubes when you're high
A Penguin:
A Request: License to chill

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